Total Medals Earned: 44 (From
7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 460 Points
5 Points Complete the game.
5 Points Complete the first level.
10 Points Complete the second level.
10 Points Complete the third level.
25 Points Complete the fourth level.
25 Points Complete the final level.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (80/85 points)
Cuboy: Cubeture 2
5 Points Scare away the ram
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/380 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
25 Points You found the video game controller!
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
Medals Earned: 23/44 (185/500 points)
5 Points Pass the first stage of the Castle
5 Points Eat the meat off of a werewolf
5 Points Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
10 Points Pass the Second stage of the Castle
25 Points Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
25 Points Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
50 Points Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Relive Your Life
10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
Medals Earned: 4/32 (40/500 points)
5 Points Complete the first chapter.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Touch The Bubbles 3
10 Points Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
10 Points Do 5 slashes in one level
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/505 points)